Tuesday, 12 June 2007

Options trading with Jack Pickles

This is how it works. Jack will give you £100,000 and then you have the following options:

Become Jack's slave. You must do everything he says for the rest of your life.

Give Jack your internal organs. He will sell them to the highest bidder.

Tell Jack your deepest fears. Sounds like the lightest option, but please note Jack is a total sicko and he will use this knowledge against you in the most evil way.