Celebrity Parents: Rock on, Zima! I mean, Zuma!


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Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale had their second baby boy on August 21st. And MomHouston would say that they improbably named him Zuma Nesta Rock, but, seriously, there are no improbable names anymore. Zuma? Alright. Nesta? Um, ok. But Rock? That’d be like MomHouston naming her next child Blog.

Speaking of wacky names, Jason Lee and girlfriend Ceren Alkac welcomed a baby daughter on August 10th. No reported name yet, but considering that the baby’s older brother is named Pilot Inspektor, we can anticipate it being goooooood.

Charlie Sheen and newest wife Brooke Mueller are expecting a baby together–kid number 4 for Sheen. MomHouston’s can’t decide whether to laugh or cry, so she’s just going to shake her head in defeat.

Speaking of class acts: Jenna Jameson has announced that she is pregnant. It will be the first child for the porn star and her boyfriend Tito Ortiz. And in all seriousness, MomHouston wishes her the best. Jameson lost a previous pregnancy due to the stress suffered after a bout of melanoma.

Melanie Chisholm aka “Sporty Spice” has confirmed that she is pregnant as well. This will be the first child for Mel C. and boyfriend Thomas Starr, and will complete the “Offspring of Spice Girls Collection.” Still, even if we include this baby, with only 8 children between the group (Victoria Beckham-three, Melanie Brown-two, Geri Halliwell-one and Emma Bunton-one), Hanson has them totally beat.

Finally, some Victoria’s Secret catalog model named Alessandra Ambrosio had a baby girl, Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur, on August 24th with boyfriend Jamie Mazur. Additionally, Ambrosio is under the delusion that someone wants to pay big money for pictures of the baby, that she plans on donating to the Multiple Sclerosis Children’s Fund. Good luck with that! No, seriously!

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Therese Odell

One Response

  1. Lee says:

    OH MY GAWD. what is wrong with these people?

    zuma?????????? nesta????????? rock?

    that’s cruel and unusual punishment. What the heck are they on?