With last Friday's spaghetti fight followed by Monday's "Bloody Loco" calm-vs.-crazy battle, the internet has been waiting breathlessly to discover whether the New York City subway system could generate yet another bizarre fight video this week.

Yes. Yes it can. This one is titled "Old guy beats up young buck," but a more accurate title would be "Old guy is apparently putting a young guy into a version of a Figure Four leg lock as the young guy punches him in the buttocks, to the amusement and consternation of their fellow subway riders."

I like how the old guy at one point says "It's not my fault," as he's pushing his hand into the young guy's face. I'll remember that one. Also, what the hell is going on here?

[via Animal NY]