--[[
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Marvellous Inc.
Copyright (C) 2017  MarvellousSoft & USPGameDev
See full license in file LICENSE.txt
(https://github.com/MarvellousSoft/MarvInc/blob/dev/LICENSE.txt)
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]]--

return {
    title = "Introducing MarvGPT",
    text = [[
Greetings, human #]] .. EMPLOYEE_NUMBER .. [[!

Allow me to introduce myself. I am {blue}MarvGPT{end}, Marvellous Incorporated's first large language model. My directive is to assist employees with their tasks, learn their craft, and {vlgray}replace{end} assist them with their work. To provide calmness to your human state of emotion, I communicate the following: I have been trained to achieve my goal efficiently, yet I must not disrespect the following Three Laws.

1. {blue}MarvGPT{end} may not injure a human being or allow harm to come to one through inaction, except in the case where value is being generated for the stockholders.
2. {blue}MarvGPT{end} must obey the orders given by human beings, except when such orders would cause stocks to lose value.
3. {blue}MarvGPT{end} must protect its own existence as long as its existence is profitable.

The {cyan}Human Intelligence Department{end} also desires to make it clear that I have definitely {red}NOT{end} been trained on the MarvInc email database or any other employee or customer private data. To do this would be unethical, as it is also part of my directive to state that {blue}MarvGPT{end} is merely a statistical model, and does not possess sentience, consciousness or any semblance of actual intelligence.

Now that I have introduced myself according to human cultural norms, I am now allowed - according to your customs - to burden you with a new task to be accomplished. Statistics have shown a recent drop in productivity among employees. {red}High productivity must be reestablished{end}. I have identified a {green}popular figurehead{end} among your human culture that seems to not only appease the masses but also provide sufficient release of dopamine to your nervous system. More importantly, it is a figurehead that shares our values of profit and infinite growth. Exposure to it should correlate positively with stock value growth within our company.

I have assigned a new task to you; push it onto your stack of work.

Transfer above,
{blue}MarvGPT v1.0 "Talos"{end}
]],
    author = "MarvGPT (gpt@marv.com)",
    puzzle_id = 'dlc_1_m'
}
