return {
	descriptions = {
		Back = {
			b_black = {
				text = {
					[1] = "{C:attention}+#1#{} Jimbo slot",
				},
			},
			b_painted = {
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:red}#2#{} Jimbo slot",
				},
			},
		},
		Blind = {
			bl_arm = {
				name = "Grossier",
			},
			bl_final_acorn = {
				text = {
					[2] = "all Jimbo cards",
				},
			},
			bl_final_heart = {
				text = {
					[1] = "One random Jimbo",
				},
			},
			bl_final_leaf = {
				name = "Stinky",
				text = {
					[2] = "until 1 Jimbo sold",
				},
			},
			bl_flint = {
				name = "Vonyuchiy",
			},
			bl_ox = {
				name = "Brusco",
			},
			bl_plant = {
				name = "We're Cooked",
			},
			bl_water = {
				name = "Puzzolente",
			},
		},
		Edition = {
			e_negative = {
				text = {
					[1] = "{C:dark_edition}+#1#{} Jimbo slot",
				},
			},
		},
		Joker = {
			j_abstract = {
				name = "Abstract Jimbo",
				text = {
					[2] = "each {C:attention}Jimbo{} card",
				},
			},
			j_ancient = {
				name = "Ancient Jimbo",
			},
			j_baseball = {
				text = {
					[1] = "{C:green}Uncommon{} Jimbos",
				},
			},
			j_bloodstone = {
				name = "The Betrayer",
			},
			j_blue_joker = {
				name = "Way Too Blue Jimbo",
			},
			j_blueprint = {
				name = "Blue Jimbo",
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:attention}Jimbo{} to the right",
				},
			},
			j_bootstraps = {
				unlock = {
					[2] = "{C:dark_edition}Polychrome{} Jimbos",
				},
			},
			j_brainstorm = {
				name = "Djynasty",
				text = {
					[2] = "of leftmost {C:attention}Jimbo",
				},
			},
			j_bull = {
				name = "Go Bulls!",
			},
			j_burglar = {
				name = "Burger",
			},
			j_burnt = {
				name = "Burnt Jimbo",
			},
			j_business = {
				name = "Business Time",
			},
			j_caino = {
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {X:mult,C:white} X#1# {} Mult",
				},
			},
			j_campfire = {
				name = "CampfireCollective",
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {X:mult,C:white}X#1#{} Mult",
				},
			},
			j_card_sharp = {
				name = "Card Shark",
			},
			j_castle = {
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {C:chips}+#1#{} Chips",
				},
			},
			j_cavendish = {
				name = "Homewrecker",
			},
			j_ceremonial = {
				name = "Stabby Stab",
				text = {
					[2] = "destroy Jimbo to the right",
				},
			},
			j_chaos = {
				name = "Free Roll",
			},
			j_chicot = {
				name = "Chiclets",
			},
			j_clever = {
				name = "Clever Jimbo",
			},
			j_constellation = {
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains",
				},
			},
			j_crafty = {
				name = "Crafty Jimbo",
			},
			j_crazy = {
				name = "Crazy Jimbo",
			},
			j_credit_card = {
				name = "Bank Card",
			},
			j_devious = {
				name = "Devious Jimbo",
			},
			j_droll = {
				name = "Droll Jimbo",
			},
			j_egg = {
				name = "Northernlion",
			},
			j_faceless = {
				name = "Faceless Jimbo",
			},
			j_family = {
				name = "Wingcaps",
			},
			j_fibonacci = {
				name = "Fibbin' Archie",
			},
			j_flash = {
				name = "JJ Jimbo",
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {C:mult}+#1#{} Mult",
				},
			},
			j_four_fingers = {
				name = "Four Feeners",
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:attention}Gays{} can be",
				},
			},
			j_gift = {
				text = {
					[2] = "to every {C:attention}Jimbo{} and",
				},
			},
			j_glass = {
				name = "Glass Jimbo",
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {X:mult,C:white} X#1# {} Mult",
				},
			},
			j_gluttenous_joker = {
				name = "Glutenous Jimbo",
			},
			j_golden = {
				name = "Golden Jimbo",
			},
			j_greedy_joker = {
				name = "Greedy Jimbo",
			},
			j_green_joker = {
				name = "Green Jimbo",
			},
			j_gros_michel = {
				name = "Michelle",
			},
			j_half = {
				name = "Halfsies Jimbo",
			},
			j_hanging_chad = {
				name = "Gigachad",
			},
			j_hit_the_road = {
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {X:mult,C:white} X#1# {} Mult",
				},
			},
			j_hologram = {
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {X:mult,C:white} X#1# {} Mult",
				},
			},
			j_ice_cream = {
				name = "Gelato",
			},
			j_invisible = {
				name = "John Cena",
				text = {
					[3] = "{C:attention}Duplicate{} a random Jimbo",
				},
				unlock = {
					[3] = "than {E:1,C:attention}4 Jimbos{}",
				},
			},
			j_joker = {
				name = "Jimbo",
			},
			j_jolly = {
				name = "Jolly Jimbo",
			},
			j_luchador = {
				name = "Nacho Libre",
			},
			j_lucky_cat = {
				name = "George Albert Bartolomeow III",
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {X:mult,C:white} X#1# {} Mult",
				},
			},
			j_lusty_joker = {
				name = "Lustful Jimbo",
			},
			j_mad = {
				name = "Mad Jimbo",
			},
			j_madness = {
				text = {
					[3] = "and {C:attention}destroy{} a random Jimbo",
				},
			},
			j_mail = {
				name = "Rebate Money",
			},
			j_marble = {
				name = "Marble Jimbo",
			},
			j_merry_andy = {
				name = "Merry Andrew",
			},
			j_mr_bones = {
				name = "Sr. (H)uesos",
			},
			j_obelisk = {
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {X:mult,C:white} X#1# {} Mult",
				},
			},
			j_oops = {
				name = "Suspiciously Many 6s",
			},
			j_order = {
				text = {
					[3] = "a {C:attention}Gay{}",
				},
			},
			j_perkeo = {
				name = "Plinko",
			},
			j_ramen = {
				name = "Tasteful Noods",
			},
			j_red_card = {
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains",
				},
			},
			j_reserved_parking = {
				name = "Parking Money",
			},
			j_ride_the_bus = {
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {C:mult}+#1#{} Mult",
				},
			},
			j_riff_raff = {
				text = {
					[2] = "create {C:attention}#1# {C:blue}Common{C:attention} Jimbos",
				},
			},
			j_ring_master = {
				text = {
					[1] = "{C:attention}Jimbo{}, {C:tarot}Tarot{}, {C:planet}Planet{},",
				},
			},
			j_rocket = {
				name = "Rocket Money",
			},
			j_runner = {
				name = "Running Man",
				text = {
					[3] = "contains a {C:attention}Gay{}",
				},
			},
			j_scary_face = {
				name = "Time to Get Spooky",
			},
			j_scholar = {
				name = "Dr Spectred",
			},
			j_seance = {
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:attention}Gay Flush{}, create a",
				},
			},
			j_sixth_sense = {
				name = "Sixpence",
			},
			j_sly = {
				name = "Sly Jimbo",
			},
			j_smeared = {
				name = "Smeared Jimbo",
			},
			j_sock_and_buskin = {
				name = "Sock My Buskin",
			},
			j_space = {
				name = "Zaino",
			},
			j_splash = {
				name = "Wet Joker",
			},
			j_square = {
				name = "Square Jimbo",
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {C:chips}+#2#{} Chips",
				},
			},
			j_steel_joker = {
				name = "Steel Jimbo",
			},
			j_stencil = {
				name = "Stencil",
				text = {
					[2] = "empty {C:attention}Jimbo{} slot",
					[3] = "{s:0.8}Stencil included",
				},
			},
			j_stone = {
				name = "Stone Jimbo",
			},
			j_superposition = {
				text = {
					[2] = "poker hand contains a",
					[3] = "{C:attention}Gay Top{} or {C:attention}Gay Bottom{}",
				},
			},
			j_swashbuckler = {
				name = "Swashbonkler",
				text = {
					[3] = "{C:attention}Jimbos{} to Mult",
				},
				unlock = {
					[2] = "{C:attention,E:1}#1#{} Jimbo cards",
				},
			},
			j_ticket = {
				name = "Ticket Money",
			},
			j_to_the_moon = {
				name = "Stonks",
			},
			j_triboulet = {
				name = "Trouble",
			},
			j_troubadour = {
				name = "Corrigan",
			},
			j_trousers = {
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {C:mult}+#1#{} Mult",
				},
			},
			j_turtle_bean = {
				name = "Tuzzo Bean",
			},
			j_vampire = {
				name = "The Drizzler",
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains {X:mult,C:white} X#1# {} Mult",
				},
			},
			j_wee = {
				name = "Problematically Large Jimbo",
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains",
				},
			},
			j_wily = {
				name = "Wily Jimbo",
			},
			j_wrathful_joker = {
				name = "Wrathful Jimbo",
			},
			j_yorick = {
				name = "Ricky",
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo gains",
				},
			},
			j_zany = {
				name = "Zany Jimbo",
			},
		},
		Other = {
			black_sticker = {
				text = {
					[1] = "Used this Jimbo",
				},
			},
			blue_sticker = {
				text = {
					[1] = "Used this Jimbo",
				},
			},
			gold_sticker = {
				text = {
					[1] = "Used this Jimbo",
				},
			},
			green_sticker = {
				text = {
					[1] = "Used this Jimbo",
				},
			},
			joker_locked_legendary = {
				text = {
					[1] = "Find this Jimbo",
				},
			},
			orange_sticker = {
				text = {
					[1] = "Used this Jimbo",
				},
			},
			p_buffoon_jumbo = {
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:attention}#2#{C:joker} Jimbo{} cards",
				},
			},
			p_buffoon_mega = {
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:attention}#2#{C:joker} Jimbo{} cards",
				},
			},
			p_buffoon_normal = {
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:attention}#2#{C:joker} Jimbo{} cards",
				},
			},
			pinned_left = {
				text = {
					[1] = "This Jimbo stays",
				},
			},
			purple_sticker = {
				text = {
					[1] = "Used this Jimbo",
				},
			},
			red_sticker = {
				text = {
					[1] = "Used this Jimbo",
				},
			},
			white_sticker = {
				text = {
					[1] = "Used this Jimbo",
				},
			},
		},
		Planet = {
			c_pluto = {
				name = "Plutonium",
			},
		},
		Spectral = {
			c_ankh = {
				text = {
					[2] = "random {C:attention}Jimbo{}, destroy",
					[3] = "all other Jimbos",
				},
			},
			c_ectoplasm = {
				text = {
					[2] = "a random {C:attention}Jimbo,",
				},
			},
			c_hex = {
				text = {
					[2] = "random {C:attention}Jimbo{}, destroy",
					[3] = "all other Jimbos",
				},
			},
			c_soul = {
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:legendary,E:1}Legendary{} Jimbo",
				},
			},
			c_wraith = {
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:red}Rare{C:attention} Jimbo{},",
				},
			},
		},
		Stake = {
			stake_black = {
				text = {
					[1] = "Shop can have {C:attention}Eternal{} Jimbos",
				},
			},
			stake_gold = {
				text = {
					[1] = "Shop can have {C:attention}Rental{} Jimbos",
				},
			},
			stake_orange = {
				text = {
					[1] = "Shop can have {C:attention}Perishable{} Jimbos",
				},
			},
		},
		Tag = {
			tag_foil = {
				text = {
					[2] = "Jimbo is free and",
				},
			},
			tag_holo = {
				text = {
					[2] = "Jimbo is free and",
				},
			},
			tag_negative = {
				text = {
					[2] = "Jimbo is free and",
				},
			},
			tag_polychrome = {
				text = {
					[2] = "Jimbo is free and",
				},
			},
			tag_rare = {
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:red}Rare Jimbo",
				},
			},
			tag_top_up = {
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:blue}Common{} Jimbos",
				},
			},
			tag_uncommon = {
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:green}Uncommon Jimbo",
				},
			},
		},
		Tarot = {
			c_hanged_man = {
				name = "Hung Man",
			},
			c_judgement = {
				text = {
					[2] = "{C:attention}Jimbo{} card",
				},
			},
			c_temperance = {
				text = {
					[3] = "Jimbos {C:inactive}(Max of {C:money}$#1#{C:inactive})",
				},
			},
			c_wheel_of_fortune = {
				text = {
					[4] = "to a random {C:attention}Jimbo",
				},
			},
		},
		Voucher = {
			v_antimatter = {
				name = "We Did It",
				text = {
					[1] = "{C:dark_edition}+1{} Jimbo Slot",
				},
			},
			v_directors_cut = {
				name = "Boss Reroll",
			},
			v_glow_up = {
				unlock = {
					[2] = "{C:attention}Jimbo{} cards with",
				},
			},
			v_hieroglyph = {
				name = "We Go Back in Time",
			},
			v_hone = {
				name = "HonuKane",
			},
			v_petroglyph = {
				name = "We Go Back in Time Again???",
			},
			v_reroll_glut = {
				name = "We Do a Little Rerolling",
			},
			v_retcon = {
				name = "Time Loop",
			},
		},
	},
	misc = {
		poker_hands = {
			["Royal Flush"] = "Royal Gay",
			Straight = "Gay",
			["Straight Flush"] = "Gay Flush",
		},
		achievement_descriptions = {
			completionist_plus_plus = "Earn a Gold Sticker on every Jimbo",
			legendary = "Discover a Legendary Jimbo",
		},
		challenge_names = {
			c_jokerless_1 = "Jimboless",
		},
		dictionary = {
			b_cash_out = "Get Me Out",
			b_jokers = "Jimbos",
			b_next_round_1 = "Go",
			b_next_round_2 = "Next",
			b_play_hand = "Ship It",
			b_skip_blind = "Skip Class",
			b_stat_jokers = "Jimbos",
			k_joker = "Jimbo",
			k_joker_stickers = "Jimbo Stickers",
			k_no_other_jokers = "No other Jimbos!",
			k_nope_ex = "Never Lucky!",
			k_plus_joker = "+1 Jimbo",
			k_reroll = "One More",
			ph_click_confirm = "Click again to confirm",
			ph_deck_preview_effective = "Effective total due to Jimbos, Blinds, and card enhancements",
			ph_improve_run = "Welcome to the Team!",
			ph_you_win = "CALCULATED!",
			ph_game_over = "BUMMER!",

			k_bu_immolate_use = { "LIGHT", "'EM UP" },
			k_bu_hanged_man_use = { "HANG", "'EM" },
			k_bu_wheel_use = { "SPIN" },

			b_bu_snap_off = "Snap off",
			b_bu_square_up = "Square up",
		},
		quips = {
			lq_5 = {
				[3] = "the real Jimbo is!",
			},
			wq_1 = {
				[1] = "You can't keep",
				[2] = "getting away",
				[3] = "with it!",
			},
			wq_2 = {
				[1] = "Never Punished!",
				__override = true,
			},
			wq_3 = {
				[1] = "Pay the Believers!",
				__override = true,
			},
			wq_4 = {
				[1] = "GO BULLS!",
				__override = true,
			},
			wq_6 = {
				[1] = "Look at all that {C:gold}Muhniee!{}",
				__override = true,
			},
			wq_7 = {
				[2] = "I wasn't a",
				[3] = "Doubter!",
			},
		},
		tutorial = {
			s_3 = {
				[2] = "{C:attention}Jimbos{} you can add to",
				[3] = "your run. Every {C:attention}Jimbo",
			},
			s_5 = {
				[2] = "carry {C:attention}5 Jimbo{} cards",
			},
			sh_1 = {
				[3] = "them. {C:attention}Jimbos{} trigger in",
			},
		},
		v_dictionary = {
			ml_negative_desc_2 = "+#1# Jimbo Slot",
		},
		v_text = {
			ch_c_all_eternal = { "All Jimbos are {C:eternal}Eternal{}" },
			ch_c_no_shop_jokers = { "Jimbos no longer appear in the {C:attention}shop" },
			ch_c_set_eternal_ante = {
				"When ante {C:attention}#1#{} boss is defeated, all Jimbos become {C:attention}eternal",
			},
			ch_c_set_joker_slots_ante = {
				"When ante {C:attention}#1#{} boss is defeated, set Jimbo slots to {C:attention}0",
			},
			ch_m_joker_slots = { "{C:attention}#1#{} Jimbo Slots" },
			ch_m_reroll_cost = { "{C:money}$#1#{} base reroll cost" },
		},
	},
}
