It is a good thing it isn't called sleep
This started out as a nice hotel. The room was small be clean. The lobby was stylish. The staff were friendly. Then I went to sleep. But by 12:30 I was fully awake again. The music from the bar downstairs was so loud that not only could I hear every word to every song perfectly, but the base was such that the bed vibrated. It was even so loud that I could not hear the TV. I was warned it might be noisy upon my arrival, not that the room would be unusable. When I spoke to the manager they said that the best they could do was change rooms, but that the bar chose to run its business that way and there was nothing they could do about it. The party goes on until 3 in the morning. Bloody miserable and not at all what I had in mind.