No star hotel
Just because you put a stone facade in the lobby doesn't make you a nice hotel. Turns out this is the same sketchy motel I went to for my after-prom party 20 years ago, same rooms, same thin walls, same plumbing. We arrived at 5pm on a Friday and there was one person working the check in desk. Staff was slow and unfriendly. Exhausted, we ordered room service and they messed up the order. Went swimming in the freezing cold "indoor" pool, no hot tub, only a old falling apart deck in its place. Went back up to the room to take a bath, and when the hot water got running, the pipes below began to moan loudly, only stopping when I turned off the water. Then, this is my favorite part, my dad came to visit and used the bathroom. Now, wouldn't it be courteous to turn on the fan after you're done? Yeah, except there wasn't one. Not even a pretend switch that didn't work. Nothing. I hate this place.