I'm the crazy one
Overall, the rooms weren't terribly dirty, although some of the towels were disgusting, but the real shock of the trip was when my electric razor (AND charger cord) went missing following a maid service. I politely suggested that it may have "accidentally" been snatched up with the towels to three different hotel customer service workers, however each let me know that I was crazy to think this. So here I sit, out $60 on a razor with nothing to do about it. Thanks to this hotel for such an "experience". 
I highly recommend avoiding this hotel unless they develop some amount of accountability for guest's items. Rather than listen to customer complaints and correcting the situation, the employee comments ensuring I was not thinking correctly really bugged me. Unfortunately, I doubt I will ever be refunded for my razor, so this trip has produced extra expenses.