Do you remember the movie 1408?
This hotel is absolutely horrible and completely overpriced! Where do I start? We were not greeted outside, which we did have a late flight, but no one at all? We were given our keys and advised of the free internet. The "nostalgia" ends the moment you get in the room. The rooms are extremely small and dirty. There were rips in every sheet and pillow case. At the price they charge, they should be able to afford sheets that aren't ripped. The pictures of the location were taken by a professional photographer that makes it look far better than it was. The toilet has no top tank which was weird and you would have to be an oxygen tank to take a shower without hitting the shower curtain with your arms. The outside noise is incredibly noisy as well as the floor noise. The walls are paper thin and you could hear everything going on. During the night, we used the "security chain" on the door. Good thing we did because three different times, someone attempted to enter our room, which is disconcerting. In the hotel's book, it does advise a lot of safety tips, which while that is ok, this exacerbated my feelings on the location. 
Once we brought our bags to the room, we crossed the street to Burger King. You will be in HO BO central if you stay here. This seems to be their favorite location to live. Now, while they did not do anything to us, it lessens the feeling of security, especially while on vacation. We went back to the room and ate our food. 
In the room, they have a TUBE tv. Do people own those anymore? There are varying ceiling heights and stains which lead us to believe they had water issues and leaking. They had shampoo and conditioner sealed with a sticker on the wrong side of the cap stating "sealed for your protection. The bottle was half full. HMMMMMMM. 
We hurried our exit strategy and it seems everyone else leaves at the same time. Take the elevator up and you will be able to get downstairs in an elevator that is not full. When checking out, welcome to the line. We asked if we could just drop the keys in their key box and received conflicting information. A lady there said no and was extremely rude. A male said go ahead. Who doesn't do express check out these days? I will never stay here again and do not understand why anyone would. This hotel is a major fail and I wish I would receive a refund for our stay. I am sure I will receive a standard message though from the hotel stating how they are sorry, they appreciate my feedback so that they can improve,`and they hope to host us in the future. That will not happen.