HOLY FECES!
^ The above statement speaks for itself. Yes, the room was a closet and it was clean. I can hear my neighbor couple's fighting, arguing and joyful/disgusting sexual tendencies. That wasn't the worst case... Here it is, my partner and did not take a shower there due to the unsanitary, unbleached shower stall that was being shared for all five floors! Again this was just the icing to the cake. Next was the... toilet...seat... We didn't even use the toilet at all but in the morning when we really had to go we found a surprise inside of the seat that was brewing for what looked like to be a whole day... aka HOLY FECES! We ran out of the hotel asap and made our way back to our sweetful/blissful destination... HOME.