The worst hotel I've ever stayed at
This was hands down the worst hotel I've ever stayed in. There was dried human excrement on one of the sheets, but even after several calls to the desk and a talk with housekeeping, they never replaced it. As if that's not enough, everything else about our stay was terrible too. 
(1) They didn't have a menu for their restaurant in the rooms, and the desk didn't have a menu either. 
(2) They couldn't/wouldn't recommend any nearby restaurants when it turned out that their restaurant is 100% meat (not even any fish), and my spouse is a vegetarian. 
(3) We wanted a refrigerator in our room, and it took four phone calls over the course of a day and a half to finally get one. 
Basically, the staff were completely unhelpful and would only do their jobs if you got right in their faces.