The Worst.
Cold shower. Thermometer in room didn't work. Free wi-fi as slow as molasses. Trendy concrete walls and pipes on the ceiling made me feel like I was in a post-nuclear holocaustal warehouse. No restaurant. Terrible food selection in the pantry - - Beefaroni was the highlight. Elevators didn't run smoothly or quickly, despite low to no traffic on them. No area information in rooms. A blunt, unsharpened pencil on table, no pen. Lights didn't work well, took a while for them to turn on, and then they were very low. Maid service included not emptying the trash containers, not leaving fresh towels, not replenishing cups or coffee. Closet space dismally small, and that's after you even find it. When you DO open the tiny cubby hole they call a closet, the hangers run not horizontally, which is logic, rational and supports finding your hanged items with ease, but perpendicular to you, so you only see the first item of your clothing and have to rummage through all your clothes to find what you want. I hate this hotel. Never, ever, ever again.