Real bad
Wow, this Holiday Inn is lousy.
I think it used to be a Motel 6 or something -- it's set up like one of their motels where each parking spot has a motel room door right in front of it. Except at some point they turned the sidewalk between the lot and the door into an indoor hallway. How bad can that be? Well, it means the only window in your room looks out upon the INDOORS. Yes, you read that right, there may as well be no windows in your room!!!
It's dark as a cave in here.
Turns out, the only overhead lighting in my room accepts 3 bulbs. 2 of them were burnt out, probably for a year or so. I removed the two 1600 lumen each burned out bulbs, took them to the front desk, and after awhile they had 2 new bulbs for me but they're only 900 lumens. So thanks to the new bulbs, the room is still only 56% as bright as the "designer" had intended.
Designer was meant to be a joke, sorry. The ceiling is one of those textured "popcorn" deals, yikes. The closet has no door. The bathroom ceiling is 7 feet, and the shower head is 5 feet and change. The walls are painted yellow. And it smells like the exterminator comes twice a week.
Would you like to hear about the Executive Lounge? The furniture in there looks like it came from an old frat house. There's a glass-topped table WITHOUT THE GLASS. The hors d'oeuvres are in one of those buffet trays that's kept warm by Sterno, but they forgot to light the Sterno (I shoulda brought a lighter with me I guess).
The internet is slow and doesn't authenticate like it's supposed to (at normal hotels you tend to see you're connected but when you go to your homepage you're seemlessly redirected to a signin page once; here if you do that nothing will happen so you have to read the fine print and type in a long address of theirs first). Speedtest says 0.81 Mbps download speed -- that's bad. I could go on, but just try to find something, anything, and chances are it will be much better than this place.