Horrible stay... Thanks for nothing!
Back in May, I booked a 3 night stay at the Conrad for me and a member of my crew. For 450$ a night (full disclosure, we did get a small discount) I expected MUCH MORE THAN THIS.
I arrived early and a member of the staff offered to take my bag while I waited for the room to be prepared. So far so good, right? I went exploring for a while as my room was being readied and came back a few hours later after I received a call saying my room was ready for me to check in. "Great!" I thought.
From here on out, I feel like I wasted my hard earned money on this amateur hotel.
Firstly, the bell hop wasn't available. I waited about 5 minutes for service at the bell desk and then he was confused about where my bag was. After waiting, I was informed my bag would meet me upstairs. Why this wasn't made clear to me without waiting at the bell desk is beyond me, but fine. I went up to my room and my bags arrived. 
The room was nice at first appearances. Big space, large beds, nice open bathroom.
I've seen some people complain about the lighting controls. While not worth getting into a big thing about, they are definitely confusing. Not in the "I don't know anything about tech" way, but in a straight up "this makes no sense" way. You did one thing, something would happen, you did the same thing again, something else would happen. Weird. Ok, fine. Maybe that's not that big of a deal... It's only lights, right?
Now, for the bad part....Somewhere near the middle of the room is a faux-wooden panel that houses what I can only guess is the air conditioner, or water heater? Anyway, this thing is ANNOYING. At all times during the day, AND ALL NIGHT, this stupid machine clicks on. It's very noticeable and very disruptive. At first I thought maybe it wouldn't be a big deal, and then this thing clicked on every 10 minutes! I'm a light sleeper, and it woke me up a number of times per night.
The TV was almost unwatchable. It was entirely pixelated and if you tried to watch something you'd be interrupted every 2 minutes with distorted picture.
I asked for ice on 2 different occasions and asked for "a couple of those big ice buckets" since even though there were ice buckets in our room, I had to call down to find out there were no ice machine. A nice man answered the room with ONE OF THE SMALLEST BUCKETS OF ICE KNOWN TO MAN KIND. Ok, maybe a fluke, right? The next night I tried to order multiple buckets once again, and was once again greeted with a tiny offering.
Is it worth 450$ a night? Well, I haven't even gotten to the best part! 
On the first day we arrived, a friday, we had a shoot booked for that night at 1130pm. We arrived nice and early that morning to ensure we had enough time. Im preparation for the shoot, I went ahead and called our subject and my crew member agreed to meet me in the lobby in 10 minutes. The problem? He never arrived. HE WAS CAPTURED BY THE ELEVATOR!! This BRAND NEW HOTEL (It had been open for less than a month when he arrived) had decided to gobble up my guest to the tune of 45 minutes! The staff were utterly confused. Communication between us, the front desk, and maintenance was almost non existent. The doors were eventually opened approximately 45 minutes into the ordeal, and not ONE apology was received. Not from maintenance, not from the front desk, not from management. Because of this nonsense, I missed a crucial part of a planned shoot we had scheduled for this evening that has yet to be rectified.
Almost 2 months later, and I'm still pissed at our experience at this hotel. I have absolutely no desire to stay here again, as the price does NOT justify the experience we received.
Again, full disclosure, I contacted management shortly after our experience to tell them about our unfortunate stay. After playing phone tag for almost 2 weeks and them REFUSING to contact me after 7pm (I was on a long night shoot at the time) they offered me a small bit of compensation. Unfortunately, they flat out refused to compensate me for my stay.
Thanks, Conrad. Thanks for nothing. If you lowered your prices to 100$ a night, I might consider booking with you again. 
You not only ruined my stay with your unfriendly staff, loud rooms and annoying amenities, but also ruined an important shoot that resulted in huge losses for my company in rescheduling costs.