Couldn't Believe the Bad Reviews? Believe them !
The Company I work for had a new marketing gal book several rooms for the IMTS Show. I saw the reviews but just couldn't believe any place would still be in existance if the reviews were that bad..
Basic Room rate with all taxes came to a discount fee of $205 per night.
Parking: Just let the Valet park it. At $39 a day you're already getting screwed, let them have some fun too.
Picket Line of Union Workers: Evidently this group of Illegals that are hired by the SEIU Union stands there all of the time, they don't know why, but they do. So you have to walk through the Darn Picket Line of these idiots.
Check in: Computers were definately an issue. Had names mixed up, had my name booked for 3 rooms for some reason. They wanted to charge me $10 for Internet per day. I had a hot spot so I declined.
Elevator: Looked like it should be on Petticoat Junction's Hotel. Fast though. Scared the heck out of me one time as it jolted and made a loud noise.
Hallways: Probably using 30 Watt Bulbs on purpose so you can't see how nasty and dirty the hallways are. 
Rooms: Dingy, Old Decor, Poor Lighting once again I believe on purpose. Bathroom Door was nasty falling apart and painted over the wood coming apart. Beds are worn out but clean. Air Conditioned looked like something out of a 1940's Office Building and it only had 1 setting which was barely on. Water was standing in the inside portions probably had mold growing in it. I had to clean the air intakes on the bottom of the front cover to get air through it or it wouldn't have worked at all.
TV: Awesome.
Tables were pealing and cracked. The chairs had no cushion. The windows were unlocked but could not be opened very far anyway. One guys window was unlocked and it was next to a Fire Escape to where someone could have broken into his room.
The Power went out in my room. As I came back one day from the show I noticed the AC wasn't on. None of the lights came on. So I called the desk and someone came up right away to check it out. I heard a noise out in the hallway and a clicking noise and the power came on. The guy knocked on the door and asked if I had a bunch of things plugged in and caused it to blow the breaker. I told him that's how I found the room when I got there that day. Then he was fairly rude and then blamed it on the maid. So I said "so the maid didn't finish cleaning then?" And he just huffed and puffed away.
So I'm ready to leave the next morning and decide to eat breakfast there. $21 Buffet that had deep fried tater tots, toast that I had to put throught the toaster 3 times, nasty eggs floating in some sort of liquid, great bacon and sausage. Again, Hard seats to sit on and dingy lighting.
Now I'm ready for check out. The Receipt they slid under the door said to use the Express Check-out System on the TV. So I did, but it wouldn't save the info and it said I had to go to the front desk. Down to the desk I go. To find out a dozen or so other people are checking out at the same time. Evidently the Computers were down as was the WiFi. So whatever the receipt said was what you agreed upon at that time.
Valet: Best apart about the entire ordeal was the valet as I knew I was getting the heck out of there for the last time. 
Consider it a One Night Stand. I don't think the Hookers even go there. Stay away. sleep in the alley and you would be better off.