I'm tired
Upon seeing the title of my review it is doubtless that you are wondering why my physical state should be of any relevance to a hotel review. Considering the 2 nights of sleeplessness directly caused by the conditions of this hotel, I am unable to come up with a better title. 
To begin, the noise from the street below is deafening. I can't understand how someone could possibly sleep with all that sound entering the room. Between the cars, motorcycles, cable cars, yelling drunk people, and annoying saxophone player there is no way to sleep. 
Just as I began to think that things could not get any worse, they did. TIK......TIK.....TIK....... This is the sound of the water leak from the floor above dripping onto my window A/C unit. Each water drop's sound is amplified when hitting the A/C unit. I can now say that I have truly experienced water torture. In the hotel's defense, they did send someone up to my room to fix this. His fix was to put a towel on top of my A/C unit. This solved the issue....for about 10 minutes. It is now back. As I lay here in the room finishing my review, staring at the peeling wall paper, listening to the water drops and street noise I have come to two conclusions. First, that the title of my review is perfect, and second, I have no idea how I am going to make it another two nights in this place.