Um. Yeah. Gross.
I feel like I'm staying at one of the motels Clark Griswold and family stay at in the movie "Vacation."
I check in, and the guy has me sign a think saying that I won't make too much noise in the hotel. That was warning sign number one. I figured they wouldn't ask me to sign this unless this were a common problem.
It's laid out like a motel, and I drove over to my room. After getting out of the car, I passed the nice gentlemen drinking and smoking out of the pickup truck, and I arrived to my room.
Upon entering the room, I noticed the televisions. Did they rob a Good Will? They look like they're from 1985. The carpet had some spots and stains. The bed looked a little scary with cheap, thin blankets. I'm worried I might catch something when I go to bed in it. Maybe I should buy some cipro just in case.
Moving to the bathroom, I dare not touch the shower curtain. I had to pee when I got to the room, and it appeared that someone else had done so before me. No no no - there wasn't pee in the bowl - they did me the courtesy of flushing. However, they did not do the same courtesy of cleaning off the toilet seat. There were pee spots and a pubic hair on the seat. I think this was the first time I had to clean a toilet seat before using it when checking into a hotel.
Look - i'm under no illusion of this place being a 5 star property. I'm totally okay with the 1 star. However, can we clean and / or renovate this place? AVOID.