Body hair in the shower, sheets with more stains than a frat house couch
We just stayed here for a night after buying a Groupon for a "one night stay in a superior queen room with wine and chocolates." There was nothing superior about this place- it is marginally better than a roach motel.
Upon check-in, the front desk person insisted that she needed the printed Groupon; she wouldn't scan the app or the pdf I had on my phone. There was nothing in the fine print about needing to print out the document. She said we could print it out at the business center, but then changed her mind when she realized even their printer was out of ink.
When we got up to our room, it stunk of cologne so badly I thought I was in a men's room in Europe. The wine mentioned in the deal was a bottle of 2 buck Chuck. How about a local bottle?
Now, onto the worst part of the room- THE SHOWER. It was obvious that this shower hadn't been snaked or draino-ed in at least 6 months. There was "body" hair and dirt coming UP out of the drain, and into the standing water that refused to budge (see pics and note that I'm a straight haired blonde, and the hairs in the shower were black and curly). Shower sandals are a good idea for most travelers, but at this place, you should bring galoshes. We were able to use the shower for a room down the hall after complaining to the front desk, so that was fortunate, but still, ick!
The sheets had clearly not been changed before we arrived. There was hair on the pillowcases, and the sheets had some sort of red textured stuff on them (see pics). Hint to the manager: if your sheets look this bad, then throw them away! 
One last thing to note if you're traveling with a companion- the bathroom doors at this hotel are made of 3/4" glass, so if you have a shy bladder, or a travel bug, you may want to get your own room.