The Hyatt Regency of Henry II?
This hotel has a great location. Too bad it's not worthy of the Regency status (it's barely worthy of the Hyatt designation.) The bar and restaurant are sterile and unattractive. The food is inedible (not a big problem since there are great restaurants in every direction, but if you get in late, good luck.) The hotel is shabby and has the classic old-hotel problem of insufficient electric outlets, so you can't plug in your phone and still keep it next to the bed. I actually upended a trash can to use as a little table for this purpose. There is no safe and no minibar. Seriously? No safe in this day and age??
The bathroom is the worst part: the water pressure was so poor that barely a trickle came out. There is no shelf in the shower, and the floor is so worn that the surface is slippery. Calls to engineering begging for more water resulted in no response. 
There was a thin glass shelf for amenities, and it was wide enough for a carefully balanced plastic bag of bottles, but no place to put a make-up case. No make-up mirror. 
I will say that the bed is very comfortable. That's about it on the positives.