Would rather sleep on the floor
As a result of hurricane Sandy I was forced to leave the powerless downtown and stay in the only hotel I could find and thought that for 300 usd a night it would be somewhat comfortable. It turned out to be completely the opposite: never have I slept in a more uncomfortable bed. The room was the size of a shoebox, the pillows where old and featherless, and you couldnt even get a glass of water if desired. 
Never again returning to such an apalling hotel.