Come back to the 80's
I was stuck here for a meeting and thought the location was good and brought the family along. I called to see if they had a pack & play or cribs the person at the front desk could not answer the question? The doorman was friendly and that is where the good service stopped. The hotel was sold out for the night but it should still take less than 30 minutes to check in. The key was not welcome I like a key card myself.
We go to the room it smells like a smoker’s room and looks dingy. The bathroom was worn and tub was peeling. The bellmen had his hand out before the bags all in the room. The meeting rooms on the 4th floor are not accessible from the elevators to the rooms. You have to go down to the first floor find the other set of elevators and go up to the 4th floor. It was raining and the umbrella they gave us was cheaper than what the street vendors were selling. I had them bring up my car to get my umbrella. The meeting rooms were nice but poorly ventilated. The bathrooms in the hotel were constantly dirty. I kept telling my kids not to touch anything in the public restrooms. We also cleaned the tub with bleach wipes before we bathed my 2 year old and told the older boys to wear flip flops to take a shower. No pool was disappointing. 
The location was great.
parking was super expensive even for NYC
The rooms were a good size two double beds and a pack and play fit in the room.
Bottom line at $500 plus a night you pay for location not for amenities. I would call it a classic style Hampton Inn.