What the?
So my wife and I stayed here one night last week to attend a seminar. We were put in the HHonors wing on the top floor because of our Silver status. It was encouraging to see that the carpets in the hallway were new and much nicer in the HHonors tower and we were thrilled to see our super modern and newly remodeled room when we first opened the door. Soon after though, it happened. I lifted the toilet lid to discover a bowl full of yellow pee and a wad of paper. What the? In all my life, this was the first time either of us had experienced a thing like this. Also, there were at least thirty 1/4" long black whisker trimmings lying about the toilet and around the counter top. It was a nice contrast against the white porcelain. It appeared that there was some lame attempt by the maid to clean them up, but it was just too much trouble to do a complete job. The only good thing about the bathroom was that the end of the paper roll was neatly folded in a triangle - obviously done while the maid sat there doing her business.
When we went to bed exhausted that evening we heard what sounded like a room being cleaned next door. Well, this will stop soon right? Nope. Later, I decided that it was construction next door and not the disgusting maid doing her business. The constant whirrrrring, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, thud! every thirteen seconds never stopped all night. The next morning with blurry head, I discovered that our room was directly across the hall from what I believe was the laundry room. I have no idea what machinery would make that particular noise, or why a Hilton would have such a machine in their building, but I certainly expected something more from a Hilton. We usually go for the Hampton or Double Tree, and I've now had my fill of Hilton thank you very much.
Oh, and the best the front counter would do for us was free parking for the day, a Starbucks breakfast voucher, and a bottled water. Nice consolation for spending over $200 for a restless night and a pissed-in toilet. 
I will avoid this place from now on.