Not Bad, Not Great
All seemed to be going well ................ We'd managed to find our room on our own, been off sight seeing, exhausted ourselves twice over and had a good couple of nights sleep. 
UNTIL a cockroach scuttled across the carpet in front of me ! My partner swiftly became the newly appointed "roach catcher" and was sent under the bed after the unwanted guest. After crouching on all fours for a few minutes with a glass and a postcard this tittle was quickly stripped from him. I called the front desk to alert them of the situation and was informed someone would be up.
However Mr Roach escaped underneath the door and having seen the back of him i hoped it may just be a "one off ". 
Unfortunately i was wrong ! 
I decided it would be best to stay away from the floor, for fear of having his twin brother race over my feet and up my leg, which would have cause somewhat of a panic, so i sat on the bed.
 As i lay back, what crossed my line of sight but a more adventurous roach that had decided to crawl up the wall and was mincing around in the corner above my head ! 
My partner with his recently stripped tittle suggested that this was his opportunity to regain some of his lost masculinity. 
"PHAH !" I exclaimed , grabbing the glass and postcard from his hand and balancing on the bed. 
In one swift swoop i had captured "Rocky the Roach" and chucked him into the ice bucket, at that moment the maintenance man turned up and i proudly presented him with my catch of the day. 
He told me that the room had only be renovated a couple of weeks previous. It seemed pointless to move rooms for a night, so with our fingers crossed we stuck it out. 
Apart from this experience the stay was ok, the beds were comfortable, the room clean and the staff friendly enough .