Bring your anti-bacterial wipes
The one thing I expect from a good hotel experience is a clean room. I didn't get that during my recent stay at this hotel.
After traveling all day, I arrived late and just wanted to unpack and settle in after check-in. Unfortunately, when I stepped into my room, there were:
- Short, dark hairs on one of the beds
- A stain on the headboard
- A huge food stain on the wall near the desk
- A large, rectangular crack in the ceiling right above the headboards of both beds
When I called down to the front desk, to their credit, they quickly agreed to move me to a different room but then they sent a bellman who dropped off the key....but didn't offer any help with relocating to the new room. 
Also, one final note for anyone traveling to this hotel soon: there's major construction going on right across the street right now, so don't plan on opening the curtains unless you're okay with giving the construction crew a clear view into your room.