That was funny ...
This has been one of the funniest times I've had in a while. I haven't laughed this hard in a few years ... from the vacuum cleaner in my face to when I walked in to the lumpy sandpaper beds to the 3ft leaf ridden pool to the semi-tropical/antartica air conditioner going off and on all night to the super efficient processed cookie cutter eggs and sausage patties to the I can't wait to get the hell out of here check-out. Other than that, it was great!