So bad I'm writing my first review
I'm amazed to see other people have written positive reviews about this hotel. It is so bad I've been driven to come to the business centre at midnight to try to describe how horrific this place is.
I also did not want to pay the $15 a day internet charge, which I always find a really sneaky charge.
Where do I start? The area. Awful. There's a huge hospital next door but unless you've been shot, which you'll ask for by the end of your time here to put you of your misery, it's a really horrible area.
Walking in to the lobby, my spirits were briefly lifted, until I walked up the stairs and saw the carpet, and then the walls. It looks like something that hasn't been touched since the 70s. Then I got in to the elevator which felt more like what you'd expect in an industrial warehouse, and then finally got to my room.
My room. A king deluxe I think they called it. Deluxe? I'd hate to see the standard room. On the upside there was a bed, and the shower had running water. That's where it ends. The room was large, bare with furniture you wouldn't sell at a flea market let along on Craigslist, and felt as if it hadn't been touched in decades.
In the morning I thought I'd go to the gym. Surely they couldn't get this wrong I thought. Wrong, but I'm glad I went as it was an experience for sure. To get to the gym you have to get back in to the crummy lift, up to the second floor, then open a door onto a roof, (I kid you not), walk across the roof, open a random door to another lift, more like a goods lift, then once at the bottom walk through the local YMCA past schoolkids playing basketball.
I've never known anything like it. 
And for the pleasure in staying in this place you'll pay $250 if you have breakfast and the internet. Before tax? 250? What has the world come to? I'd rather stay in the Motel in Psycho.
Stay in this place for more than a night and you will go psycho.
My advice, stay anywhere, absolutely anywhere rather than here.