Wear a Hazmat suit to bed
For a couple of guys traveling to the World Series and looking for a hotel close to Toger Stadium, cheap, this worked, but barely...there were mystery stains on the sheets and unfortunately I had nothing to do with them. Then there was the neighborhood...rough. Then there was the guy in the hallway on speakerphone at 5AM trying to connect with an "Escort". Do I need to go on??