Tired, threadbare hotel in need of some serious TLC
PROS
*Exceedingly hot water
*Friendly bell staff (however spotty their availability)
*Tiny room (typical for NYC) had a lot packed in it
*Reasonably quiet
*Free wi-fi
*Good location
*In-room safe (smelled like bug spray -- bedbug history perhaps?)
CONS
*Elevator broke 
*Room numbers taped to doors (how much do they care about details if the numbers are TAPED to the doors)
*Halls and walls filthy & scuffed 
*Room dusty and dirty (hairs on bed)
*Sent me to a dirty room at check in
*$2 to store each bag after check out