Breathe and you'll be charged
This place charges $12 per day for internet in your room. Criminal these days, when even the cheapest motels give internet for free. It's not near anything convenient, the Starbucks inside closes very early, and the restaurants in the hotel are overpriced. The minifridge has motion sensors in it, so do not touch anything even to see what it is. One little bump and you're down $10.