Bland and cramped beyond bland and cramped, actually setting a new standard for bland and cramped
It was bland and cramped. If you like bland and cramped, you'll love this place, and you'd probably give it 5 stars for what it is. If you like bland, you'd still feel cramped, or cramped/bland, and would probably give it 2.5 stars. I give it two stars because although I hate bland and cramped, there was running water, and I like running water.